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My children are gifts they rem elle macpherson. It switched my focus from the outside to the inside.

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Men find nothing in everything giacomo leopardi kids.

Having kids quotes funny. And share your favorite quote in the comments section. It was my saviour. Having children is my greatest achievement.

Children find everything in nothing. Here are 15 funny parenting quotes from celebrities and experts who ve been there and understand the trials of raising kids. They dance before they learn there is anything that isn t music.

Kids can give us some of the best reasons to laugh till our eyes water. Many people joke that children cause them to have gray hair. Children are a great comfort in your old age and they help you reach it faster too lionel kauffman.

Kids say the darndest things often to the surprise and confusion of their parents. Even with all the joy children bring to life they cause stress and worry too. Having children is like living in a frat house nobody sleeps everything s broken and there s a lot of throwing up ray romano parenthood is the scariest hood you will ever go through if evolution works how come mothers only have two hands milton berle.

They can be innocent silly smart deceptive and mischievous all at once but you ll still love them to death. I would say that the hardest thing about being a parent is these goddamned kids. Let s see some funny sayings that every parent will surely relate to.

Take a break to laugh out loud. According to this quote by kauffman there s some truth to that. It s impossible to protect your kids against disappointment in life.

Having children is like living in a frat house nobody sleeps everything s broken. Here s to all kids who make our lives so wonderfully amusing. Here are 101 funny baby quotes that will make you laugh and appreciate your time with your little one.

Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head carol burnett. Whether they are asking the tough questions about life or having a chat with their toys sometimes the craziest things come out of the mouths of babes. 25 funny parenting quotes that will have you saying so true because laughing is better than crying.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare. When they re finished i climb out.

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